Last nights episode has me feeling like...
I mean I quite honestly, don't understand. I haven't felt this many emotions since... well, probably since last week when I was caught in a dust storm during Burning Man but... I woke up this morning hoping it was all just a nightmare, looking something like...
But it wasn't. I will say that this was one of the funniest episodes I have ever watched of Drag Race and the girls really brought it... well, all except one... ROXXXY ANDREWS. But really, what bath salts were the other girls on to see Roxxxy's performance and Alyssa's and think "Alyssa should go home, hands down". UM, WRONG! Nothing about Roxxxy's performance was even close to the caliber of Alyssa Edwards'. When they finished their runway I literally thought "Top two in the finals: Alyssa and Alaska". WTF happened?! I mean really! I get it Alyssa's outfit wasn't all that great on the runway but it was fun and creative. Roxxxy brought nothing to her performance(little wah wah get off the screne) and her runway was decent(we get it, you think you're really pretty). My was as follows...
#LILPOUNDCAKE. But I will say Alaska better freaking WIN! This girl has brought it every week and her big reveal of Lil Pound Cake last night was ICONIC, like Britney Spears VMA iconic except on a lower budget in a drag race... so like pretty much Britney's last performance.
Okay, let get to talking about that final scene though...
This episode of Drag Race with go down in Drag HERSTORY. And in the words of Rupaul, "BRING MY BACK GIRLS"... AKA ALYSSA EDWARDS. I hope this big revenge reveal they speak of means one of the girls has a chance to get back in the game because my gurl was let go WAY too soon! #BringBackMyGirls #BringBackAlyssa #BackRolls
