PRAISE ALL THE GODS FOR GODNEY!
Welcome back to the sexy world of Britney that we have been missing O SO Much. I mean after that flop of here's my video, here's a watered down soggy version of "Make Me...", this is FINALLY what we have been asking for. Britney's #NEW video for "Slumber Party" is out featuring Tinashe and boy were we wrong about how we thought it would flop...
... I truly thought that this song was not one of her best on the album but GIRL, Britney has made me a FAN. I have never wanted to have a Slumber Party more than I have since watching this video. This literally is 3 million times better then even a second of the trash that was 50 shades. I mean lets just go over the sexiest moments from the video, lets start with our girl Tinashe...
...I mean the girl is the perfect addition to this song, she adds a sensual yet fun touch to the whole thing. We loved her before and we love her now even more that she bows down to our girl Slayney. And then lets talk about these dance moves...
... PERFECTION. #SLAY #SLAY #SLAY. That floor is luckier than Donald Trump winning presidency for having her beads of sweat hit it. AND then lets talk about the sexy LEWKS...
Choke me with that tulle cus I am #DEAD. I mean come on now, its like every sexual dream I wish I could live in... #BritneyForTheWin. I am really hoping this leads to a live performance because I think this could be super hot and I might just be done wiping up my drool by then. This video might even make me straight again... mmm betta not.
Literally gagging on our barbie heals over the entire video and now I have a new love for Slumber Party. This song was a let down to me but now I can't help but be obsessed with it. I mean what does Britney do to my semi-young gay heart?! How does she snatch my weave so damn hard?! So, join us for the Slumber Party and be sure to check out the video below, you won't be let down...