More KEN, More Men

   My obsession with Ken is definitely not a hidden fact about me, especially when I put Vaseline all over my face in college just to look like I was as plastic as this dashing gentleman. (Not to mention I just went Ken blonde) I mean who doesn't want to be Ken? (still convinced he's gay and Barbie is his fag hag). After the huge success of making Barbie in all shapes, sizes and ethnicity, they figured, WHY NOT do it to Ken too?! And I couldn't be more for it!

   Now Ken can be any one of us! He can be Asian, African American, White, Indian, blonde, brown haired, different sizes and shapes, etc. Not gonna lie, I want one myself, I already found myself searching for where the closest store I could find them is! What an amazing opportunity this is for kids these days, if that were me I would have a million of them as a kid.

Paris Hilton is ME On Fire Island...

   As you all may know, I have a sick obsession with Paris, LEAVE IT! This video is pretty freakin' epic and exactly how I live my life, especially when it comes to life on FIP (Fire Island Pines for all you losers that don't know what that is).

   Just remember... 2000s babes always look like they're having fun. And if you're not having fun, then just leave... #ParisIsLife

Malin + Goetz is Totes The Way to Perfect Skin!

   People have been noticing that my skin has a been flawless recently so OF COURSE I will let you in on my little secret "MALIN+GOETZ". Literally I have never felt so confident with my skin before and its easy a F**K~! First I start off with the grapefruit cleanser which leaves my skin feeling so deliciously clean...

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   Then I move onto moisturizing my face with the vitamin e face moisturizer. It's light but leaves your skin feeling hydrated which is especially hard during these winter months in NY. I find my skin dries out and this brings back all the moisture and make it smooth to the touch.

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   Then comes my favorite product, the RICE BRAN EYE MOISTURIZER (beware don't get it in your eye, it CAN burn). Every night before I go to bed I put this under my eyes and it has gotten rid of the dark circles and puffiness underneath, making me look even younger (so like 21 again) ;).

Fun Malin+Goetz tip: Put product in the fridge to make it even more effective (the cooling with help bitch slap that puffiness).

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   Fun Bonus Product: The Mojito Lip Balm is THE BOMB. Love the fresh taste and love that I can keep my lips moisturized all winter, just in case I need moisturized lips for when I'm kissing any cute boys!

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Hope you enjoyed my tips!

 

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Power Rangers Official Trailer is Out!

   This is the year of my childhood movies and HALL-LE-LUH! Go Go 2017! It may have a rough start to the year but these new movies are making it seem like its going to be a fun one! This is my childhood dream coming alive once again! In theaters March 24th, sounds like two amazing movies in back to back months...

*GAY GASP* Beauty and the Beast WITH VOCALS Trailer

   I have to say I absolutely Gay Gasped, choked, gagged, #died and came back to life and #died again. THIS IS EVERYTHING! I have not been excited for a movie like this in SO DAMN LONG! Let me tell you... this is going to be EPIC! Still upset it didn't come out Christmas BUT I am going to be first on line for this HONAY! And Emma, girl sing it! She is sounding good and is going to bring complete perfection to Belle. BRING ON MARCH!

"Imaginary Friend" by Tove Lo

   I mean I can't STOP listening to this song, "Imaginary Friend" by Tove Lo. It is definitely my current obsession and I have it on a constant repeat. Give it one listen and try to tell me you don't love it.

Beauty and the FREAKIN' Beast! Official Trailer is out NOW!

   Hold up! I literally just about fell out of my bed this morning when I saw this trailer posted. Even though I didn't have my glasses on/contacts in, I held the phone just about an inch away, closed one eye and formally accepted my glorious death as I died with every note from that classic Beauty and the Beast music opening the trailer. I MEAN, I can't freakin' wait for this to come out! Was really hoping it would come out on Christmas, because duh what a magical moment that would be, but I will live (then #RIPME again once I actually see it). Can I mention again how perfect my #QUEEN Emma is for Belle? I wish I could be their guest NOW, I am so ready!

Beyonce Steals Halloween

  Okay, I have to say I am not normally a Beyonce fan (I know, watch out for the Beygency or whatever) but this time she has actually killed it. Besides my costume...

... which I think was pretty damn epic this year. Bey stole the best celebrity costume award from what I have seen this year. Not only did she dress up as one of my favorite people in the world, Barbie, but she CRUSHED IT!

How cute is that? And whoever took this photo also gets credit because its super cute to have Blue Ivy standing adoring her Barbie and Ken. Slow clap for Beyonce for once...

 

 

Thom Browne: Forever Obsession!

   I can't even call this a current obsession because he is my obsession always and anything he does, for me, is FLAWLESS. If I could work for one designer in the entire world, Thom Browne would be it! This collection once again is creative and fashion forward from start to finish. I mean, no one can touch high fashion creativity like he can anymore. Everyone else becomes the same tired thing and Thom keeps it interesting and on trend. If the fashion God's do anything right, hook me up with a job with Thom or even just an outfit! #SICKENING

#ColorMeGay , Lisa Frank "Adult" Coloring Books!

   Okay, so yesterday my inner "White Girl Wasted" came out and now my inner "Gayby" is out and PROUD AF! Lisa Frank Adult coloring books?! Seriously?! You mean I can have adult coloring books with designs from Lisa Frank that I would secretly get every year, as a gayby, and hide from all my straight friends?! This is the best news I've heard since... well yesterday with the Rose Gummy Bears... I'm not going to lie, I NEED one NOW! Is anyone #dying as much as I am?! #Gay #LisaFrank #ColorMeGay